Sexy and I Know It, Cool Cop, & Clever Status Messages

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Clever Status Posts for Facebook:

  • LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone.  (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
  • The good thing about pictures is that they never change, even if the people in them do.
  • Keep scrolling, I got nothin.
  • Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
  • “In the arms of an angel…” *turns channel*
  • We all have a family member who think they’re a professional photographer.
  • *Don’t goes on Facebook for a week* Expectations: 23 Friend Requests. 9 Messages. 56 Notifications. Reality: 1 game request notification.
  • BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.  (300+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Anyone ever remember that one time, before Facebook and Twitter, when we all went outside and did stuff?
  • Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
  • That annoying moment where your internet goes really slow and you wanna throw your laptop across the room.
  • On my tombstone I want it to say: ‘I didn’t forward the text message to 15 friends.”  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Cops can be cool too:

Cool Cop

Important to remember that Cops are people too! Treat everyone with dignity and respect, we all breath the same air 🙂 Share this picture by hovering your mouse over the image and clicking “Click to Share”.

Classy Cover of Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO…

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