Zebra Encounter, Wake-Up Time, & Funny Status Messages

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Funny Status Messages for Facebook:

  • Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.   (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I hate when my body is like, ‘Time to sneeze !’ Then it’s all, ‘LOL JK’.
  • The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I need my beauty sleep.”, when in fact they need to hibernate.
  • I just need to find someone who enjoys my awkwardness, loves me even when I’m mean, and laughs at my jokes even when they’re not funny.
  • The later I stay up the more funny things become.
  • Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
  • My birthday suit used to fit much better than this…  (189+LIKEs in 5 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • The hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous, and you actually don’t give a crap. ¯(ツ)/¯
  • Don’t let my bedroom floor fool you. It may appear dirty, but those are actually clean clothes that I haven’t folded in months.
  • I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you’re smiling.
  • Stop adding people you don’t know on Facebook as your “friends”. Friends aren’t Pokemon cards, you can’t collect them all!
  • I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  • If you were born in the 90’s…the BEST P.E. lessons involved a rainbow colored parachute.
  • When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Zebra sayyyyssss HELLO HUMAN! :

Zebra Encounter

Haha, now that is an adorable look on both of their faces 🙂 Share this hilarity on Facebook for instant LIKE karma.

How to Wake Up a Kid:

Little drummer boy wakes up to the beat! Ha 🙂 Share that funny way to wake a toddler up on your Facebook timeline for some funny comments.

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