Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates about Life: This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You’re welcome! That awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you’re still forever alone. “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.” -Ricky Gervais […]
Goat Cat, Dem Eyes, & Top Facebook Statuses
The Top Goods on FB this week… Top Facebook Statuses: Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out. I’m pretty sure that it’s easier to leave most street gangs than it is to cancel a membership to L.A. Fitness. Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from […]
GoPro Array, Confused KittEh, & Great Facebook Statuses
Score mo’ likes, share these… Great Facebook Statuses: I have CDO. It’s like OCD, except that the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they’re supposed to be. Intelligence is like wealth. Great to have, but if you go around showing it off everyone will think you’re a jackass. Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that […]
Meerkat Sneak, Walrus Shout, & Hilarious Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave! I have only 2 feelings left for you. Missing you, and hating you. I still haven’t decided […]
St. Paddys Day Status Updates 2013
Our Annual Dedication to St. Patricks Day, share these… St. Paddys Day Status Updates: May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick’s Day have no permanent consequences. Nice try, St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t need a reason to drink. Kiss me Down Under, I’m Irish Australian. Alcohol doesn’t get people drunk, people get people drunk. […]
Pug Vs. Spider, Rock Solid, and Best Statuses on Facebook
Choose one that fits you, share these… 20 of the Best Statuses on Facebook: Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there’s nothing left? Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. You know what’s really great about being a narcissist? Me. If your […]