St. Paddys Day Status Updates 2013

Our Annual Dedication to St. Patricks Day, share these…

St. Paddys Day Status Updates:

  1. May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick’s Day have no permanent consequences.
  2. Nice try, St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t need a reason to drink.
  3. Kiss me Down Under, I’m Irish Australian.
  4. Alcohol doesn’t get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk.
  5. The only Catholic announcements I’m interested in this week are St. Patrick’s Day bar specials.
  6. There’s no gentle way to tell you that you’re the designated driver on St. Patrick’s Day.
  7. I’m pretty sure Saint Patrick would be either A. utterly horrified by Saint Patrick’s Day or B. Super pleased with what he’s done.
  8. I’m not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish.
  9. We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.
  10. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
  11. ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
  12. Here’s for everyone that did not wear Green today, PINCH! I HOPE THAT HURT!
  13. Shakin’ My Shamrocks! ~”( o )Y( o )”~
  14. What’s Irish and stays out all night? Pati O’furniture.
  15. Luck o’ the Irish ♣
  16. You thought Valentine’s Day was for all the kissing? You haven’t met an Irish Women yet!
  17. It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money! – Irish Toast
  18. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.
  19. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.
  20. May the sound of happy music, and the lilt of Irish laughter, fill your heart with gladness, that stays forever after.

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day from Guinness:

Bonus funny picture – St. Paddy’s Day Pig.

Time-lapse of the Chicago River Being Dyed Green (Awesome):

Now, that’s some serious celebration right there!

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