Pug Vs. Spider, Rock Solid, and Best Statuses on Facebook

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20 of the Best Statuses on Facebook:

  1. Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there’s nothing left?
  2. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  3. You know what’s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
  4. If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
  5. Note to self: You know that last shot you took that made you gag a little bit? Yeah, You probably should have stopped before that.
  6. The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
  7. Have you ever thought a inanimate object was staring at you or am I just weird like that?
  8. Gonna ride a two person bike around campus by myself until I make a friend.
  9. Fact: Married people cut their toenails less frequently than their single counterparts as to have weapons during blanket-stealing warfare.
  10. If practice makes perfect, one day I will make the perfect mistake.
  11. Of course money buys Happiness! Have you ever seen a homeless person skip?
  12. The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.
  13. Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
  14. I have no idea how I got 80% of my stuff.
  15. Life doesn’t come with instructions, so why live as if it also comes with rules?
  16. Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
  17. When guys say that they want a girl with a sense of humor, they really mean that they want a girl who thinks they’re funny.
  18. Have you ever ran into a spider web and suddenly turned into a ninja?
  19. Why doesn’t McDonalds have an order taking microphone on both sides of the car, yet?
  20. I hate it when I’m singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.

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