Get more likes, share these… Most Popular Facebook Status Updates this week: Whoever said “he’s only a dog” obviously never owned a dog. Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely. Fact: Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid. […]
Ship Your Pants, Computer Dog, and Good Facebook Status Ideas
Score more likes this weekend, share one of these… Good Facebook Status Ideas: Remember that Ex that we all thought we’d never get over? LOL The White Stripes and The Black Keys should form a band and call it Pianos. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos. […]
Cat Relaxing, Cup Song Fail, and Fresh Status Updates
20 New Status Updates EVERY damn day… Fresh & Funny Facebook Status Updates: I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? Life’s best lessons are learned at the worst times. I’m looking for a new personal trainer, the last one didn’t work out. I am constantly making the decision between being a good person […]
RedBull, Run Around Sue, & Best Facebook Statuses
Get easy LIKEs share these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses: I got 99 problem and Kim Jong-ain’t-Un. Move over Weight Watchers, there is a new way to lose weight…It’s the “I can’t afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled my gas tank” diet. Ever feel about as useful as a white crayon? […]
Tibetan Mastiff, Cat Waves At Himself, and Silly Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Status Updates: You can’t have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight. How do some people manage to sit on it and talk out of it at the same time? Watching Netflix before going to bed is the adult equivalent of […]
Crazy Optical Illusions, 300 GI Joe’s Parachuting, and Top 20 Status Posts
This week on Facebook… Top Status Updates for Facebook: I’m beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen. That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a really sweet text. I Have No Need For Google I Have Teenagers Who Know It […]