Crazy Optical Illusions, 300 GI Joe’s Parachuting, and Top 20 Status Posts

This week on Facebook…

Top Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. I’m beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen.
  2. That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a really sweet text.
  3. I Have No Need For Google I Have Teenagers Who Know It All.
  4. Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
  5. I’m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
  6. One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF.
  7. Ladies don’t worry, she will never be you…and when he realizes this, don’t take him back because he probably has herpes.
  8. How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some headphones in your pocket 2) wait one minute (Sick of Tangled Earbuds? Check out Zipbuds!)
  9. I’m beginning to feel like I look in my driver’s license photo.
  10. There are 2 types of people: Those that think they are normal, and those that realize there is no such thing.
  11. Temper is what gets most of us into trouble…Pride is what keeps us there.
  12. If “Cops” has taught me anything it’s to stay away from people with blurry faces, they’re nothing but trouble…
  13. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  14. When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: “Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food.”
  15. Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
  16. I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’m going to let the first 3 words of this explain it to you.
  17. Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
  18. “Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
  19. I work hard so my dogs can have a better life.
  20. I hope I can still remember the dance to Thriller when I become a Zombie.

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300 GI Joe Toy’s Parachute from top of a hotel in Kansas (AWESOME):


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