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20 Great Facebook Status Updates:
- I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
- That awkward moment when you’re way more excited than little kids are to watch Finding Dory.
- If Tetris has taught me anything it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
- How can Transformers 4 not be called Trans4mers?
- Hitting the snooze button is like hitting the “Next Episode” button on Netflix… it’s going to happen at least 3 times.
- Don’t compromise yourself: you’re all you’ve got.
- Sometimes the best moments in life are the ones you don’t tell anyone about.
- As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I just wanna be that child.
- Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
- They say talking to yourself is a sign of mental illness. So I talk to the cat instead.
- If you text someone to tell them you’re standing outside of their house instead of knocking on the door, then you probably text too much.
- I’m dedicating this status update to all the status-less people out there. Stay strong.
- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
- The moment someone tells you that you’re not good enough is the moment you know you’re better than them.
- The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
- I try to live my life by the saying: “You scratch my back and I’ll let you know when to stop.”
- The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
- Don’t confuse me with facts…My mind’s already made up.
- The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
Take some Advice from the Turtle:
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