Ship Your Pants, Computer Dog, and Good Facebook Status Ideas

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Good Facebook Status Ideas:

  1. Remember that Ex that we all thought we’d never get over? LOL
  2. The White Stripes and The Black Keys should form a band and call it Pianos.
  3. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
  4. If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we’ll never know.
  5. Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
  6. Phone battery @ 28% = anxiety level @ 72%
  7. If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
  8. Don’t knock the weather…nine-tenths of people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
  9. If by “Hold” you mean take a moment to reflect on your poor customer service and how I should take my business elsewhere? Then yes, I’ll hold.
  10. Google: rendering your know-it-all friends useless since 1997.
  11. To get energized for the day, I did 300 crunches…the Nestle kind.
  12. Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
  13. I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
  14. Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I’m about to be murdered.
  15. I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
  16. Women spend too much money on stuff to look pretty…save your cash, buy him beer.
  17. Every time you think you’re having a bad day, just think… you’re not the guy that drives a PT cruiser.
  18. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them…
  19. If you want me to go running with you, I’m going to need some motivation…Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
  20. A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.

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Serious Computing Doggie:

Computer Dog

 

It’s Tax Season so Computer Dog gets Serious! Share if you think that’s hilarious 🙂

K-Mart wants you to Ship Your Pants:

That was risky K-mart! But, I think it paid off 🙂 Edgy can work in these days of viral videos! This one right here is instant-share material.

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