Make your weekend super, share these… 20 Terrific Status Update Ideas: I didn’t call you crazy. All I said was, “you look like you might own 400 cats” With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything. I believe in equality. If we have five […]
That Feeling, Full House Reunion, and Killer Statuses
Need something funny to say? We got your back… Killer Facebook Statuses: I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single. A lot of people don’t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama. I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button & I’m still […]
Taylor Swift Attacked, Pro Parenting, & 22 Clever Statuses
Make your friends laugh, share these… 22 Clever Facebook Statuses: Sometimes, when I feel optimistic about the future of mankind, I go read the comments on YouTube and it brings me right back to reality. Common Sense isn’t a gift. It’s punishment…because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. I plan on […]
Men Vs. Women, Epic Just Dance Run, & Awesome Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Awesome Status Posts: So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel. An even FANCIER limo? That’s a stretch. The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter. Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong. When the only light in your world […]
Buttkiss, Strong Password, and Crazy Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share these… Crazy Funny Facebook Status Updates: No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here. KY should just go ahead and make lip gloss already. Woke up starving. Did not eat enough spiders while I slept last night. I realize it’s pointless to ask my dogs which one of them […]
Clicking KittEh, Monopoly, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 of the Best Status Updates from this week: I’m doing what I’ve always done. Learning from the mistakes of others who take my advice. There’s a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. How many times do […]