Make Thursday fun, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day. My favorite type of exercise is running… from responsibility. Why doesn’t my alarm clock deliver coffee? I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy […]
Nokia Phones, Cat Heater, and Quality Facebook Humor
Get over Hump Day. Share one of these.. Quality Facebook Status Humor: The most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you’ve done absolutely nothing productive. Do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot? I can’t remember what it’s […]
Panda Hug, Hot Tea, & 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Enjoy your Tuesday. Share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club. Based on my reaction to toast popping out of a toaster, I’d like to recommend you never throw me a surprise party. “I miss those ice-bucket challenge […]
Music Tastes, Super Police Dog, and 20 Priceless Facebook Statuses
Happy Presidents Day, make someones day share one of these.. 20 Priceless Facebook Status Updates: Mark Zuckerberg is at the perfect age and financial status to be a real batman. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people. You’re […]
Cheating, Lion Gives a Speech, and 20 Really Funny Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. 20 Really Funny Facebook Statuses: That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too. I’ve never been closer to murder than when someone is talking during my favorite show. Do you ever look at your pet and your heart physically […]
Valentines Day Status Updates 2015
Happy Valentines Day, share one of these.. Valentines Day Status Updates: Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. – Leo Buscaglia When I tell you I love you I don’t say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that […]