Valentines Day Status Updates 2015

Happy Valentines Day, share one of these..

Valentines Day Status Updates:

  1. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. – Leo Buscaglia
  2. When I tell you I love you I don’t say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
  3. Happy Valentines Day <3
  4. There is only one song that my heart plays and it is the song of your love.
  5. Love is just love, it can never be explained. My heart is perfect because… you are inside! Happy Valentines Day 🙂
  6. Loved you yesterday, Love you still, Always have, Always will.
  7. You don’t mean anything to me… You mean EVERYTHING to me!
  8. True love isn’t easy but, it must be fought for. Because, once you find it, it can never be replaced.
  9. Love is when you sit beside someone doing nothing yet you feel perfectly happy. Happy V-Day!
  10. Wouldn’t it be the <3 perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?

Anti-Valentines Day Statuses:

  1. I just want to find someone that hates Valentine’s Day as much as I do..
  2. A bottle of wine counts as a date on Valentine’s Day.
  3. In honor of Valentine’s Day, I have purchased The Notebook and a cat.
  4. I’m not bitter about not having a Valentine. I’m bitter about not having chocolate delivered to me.
  5. Cupid rhymes with…
  6. Happy Single Awareness Day!
  7. If you see Cupid bitch-slap that little punk or me, will ya?
  8. One day in February isn’t special. But you are!
  9. Today is Valentine’s day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
  10. Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.

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Tiny Hamsters Tiny Date..


Those hamsters have been on a better date than I ever have! That was the perfect little hamster date ever. Share/Like if you agree.

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