Get over Hump Day. Share one of these..
Quality Facebook Status Humor:
- The most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you’ve done absolutely nothing productive.
- Do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot?
- I can’t remember what it’s like to have a normal sleep schedule.
- “I miss those ice-bucket challenge videos.” -nobody
- There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
- Dance like no one is watching. Drink like no one is watching, too.
- I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
- I can’t stand it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.
- Dentists need cooler shit on their ceilings.
- If you ever see me out somewhere and I don’t have my phone in my hand, it’s not me.
- I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions.
- Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
- When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn’t mean be two faced.
- That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
- Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it?
- I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of shit, I want you to as well.
- It’s not that I can’t sleep – I just really need to time to consider EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. EVER.
- Do you guys remember how in the 90’s we had a room in our houses called “the computer room”?
- If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it’s Love.
- You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they are ready to leave yet.
Cat in front of a heater:
This video was every bit as good as described.
Tons more status updates, funny pictures, and videos… On our Fan Page & Download our Free iPhone App.