Post these and the likes will fly… Comical Facebook Status Posts x 20: There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment. It’s a shame […]
Facebook Status Updates
Best Test Response, Cat Meets Snow, & Creative Statuses
Most Shared Facebook status updates, this week… Creative Facebook Statuses: Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows? I’ve managed not to lose my chapstick for 6 months, so now I’m obviously ready for a relationship. The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different? Every time I make a bad decision, […]
SuperBowl Statuses & Best Super Bowl Commercials Ever!
Let the parties and big game begin, share these… SuperBowl Status Updates: After the Replacement Refs, I wasn’t sure we’d ever get here. But, dammit look how far we’ve come. #SuperBowl2013 You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television. I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability […]
Motivation, Soccer Dogs, and Hilarious Status Updates
IF these don’t make you laugh, there’s something wrong with you… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. When things don’t add up in your life, start subtracting. My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, […]
20 Top Statuses, Super Bowl Commercials, & Cool Pillows
Best of the week, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates this week: That awkward moment when you realize that you mistaken your own car for someone else’s car that is identical and you spent a good five minutes trying to unlock it. I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know […]
Angry Bird Origins, Roulette Life Bet, Sharp Statuses
Share these funny updates… 20 Sharp Statuses for Facebook: What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don’t know about you is what makes you interesting. How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake? I’d rather be dangerously playing with wolves than stupidly sleeping with sheep. Pac-Man […]