SuperBowl Statuses & Best Super Bowl Commercials Ever!

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SuperBowl Status Updates:

  • After the Replacement Refs, I wasn’t sure we’d ever get here. But, dammit look how far we’ve come. #SuperBowl2013
  • You’re invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television.
  • I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals.
  • I don’t know who’s going to win the Super Bowl because I don’t really care about either team…. What I do know is that I’m going to eat my body weight in cheese dip.
  • My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
  • I’d love to watch the Super Bowl with you but I have concerns about the size and quality of your TV.
  • Let’s barely watch the Super Bowl together.
  • Your inability to talk about football has people talking…
  • This year I’m calling it the Super Duper Bowl.
  • The superBaugh, HarBowl, BrosBowl, SuperBROwl, whatever you call it; I’m excited.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

SuperBowl Quotes:

  • I don’t take vacations. I don’t get sick. I don’t observe major holidays. I’m a jack hammer. – Jim Harbaugh
  • The best way to get confidence is to play well and to make plays. — John Harbaugh
  • The thing about special teams – and I think football in general – is sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. — John Harbaugh
  • The main thing is winning. Stats aren’t that important, but I think in the end things will work themselves out. — John Harbaugh
  • We’re going to win on Sunday. I guarentee it. – Joe Namath
  • I always have a lot of personal goals, but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl. – Michael Strahan
  • You just have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. – Dan Birdwell.

Fun Super Bowl Facts:

  • Super Bowl Sunday and New Year’s Eve are the two biggest day of the year for alcohol consumption.
  • The first Super Bowl under the merger of the NFL and AFL was played by Baltimore and Dallas.
  • The first Super Bowl was held on January 15, 1967 at the Memorial Coliseum in Los Angeles, California.
  • The average number of people attending any given Super Bowl Party is 17.
  • 8 million pounds of guacamole is eaten on Super Bowl Sunday.
  • Over 12,000 footballs are produced annually for official NFL use and 12 of them are used for the Super Bowl.
  • Over 14,500 tons of chips are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday.
  • On Super Bowl Sunday, more food is consumed than on any other holiday in America other than Thanksgiving.
  • Super Bowl fans spend more than 50 million dollars on food during the four days prior to the Super Bowl.

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The KICK is Good…

Superbowl 2013 - The Kick is Good

Post that one after a big KICK during the big game and you’ll certainly be a Facebook Hero 🙂

Bonus Picture: Found WALDO at the Superbowl.

Goat For Sale (Doritos SuperBowl Commercial):


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SuperBowl 2013 Hype Video:


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