20 Top Statuses, Super Bowl Commercials, & Cool Pillows

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Top Facebook Status Updates this week:

  1. That awkward moment when you realize that you mistaken your own car for someone else’s car that is identical and you spent a good five minutes trying to unlock it.
  2. I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
  3. A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
  4. I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts…
  5. Comforting thoughts: Your house is just a snow globe of dust and germs. And spiders.
  6. I get very nervous out when my Subway sandwich moves up the crowded assembly line without me.
  7. Friend requests “not now” option is the new “you really creep me out.”
  8. Stairs are always up to something…
  9. I can’t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
  10. I wish running scenarios through my mind burned calories.
  11. They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
  12. I’ll never just put the seat down; the lid’s going down with it. If I gotta work, so does she.
  13. Complete and finished are very similar. If you connect with the right person you’re complete, the wrong one and you’re finished.
  14. There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.
  15. You like me and I, like you, like me.
  16. When you first slide inside of one, it’s tight and amazing. After that they never feel the same again…worn and loose. That’s why I always wear new socks.
  17. Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions.
  18. Just because it”s called spandex..doesn’t mean it should be put to the “how far can it expand” test.
  19. Don’t lie, this smiley pisses you off (-:
  20. We all have that friend that tries to make everything about them. You don’t? Then you’re that friend.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

This would be a blast…

Ultimate Pillow Fight

Childhood never looked so awesome.

Volkswagens Controversially Hilarious Super-Bowl Commercial:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H0xPWAtaa8[/youtube]

I don’t see what the big deal is, that was just plain funny 🙂

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