What is up my fellow Facebookersters ? Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny… Status Updates for Facebook: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny […]
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Today is the best Monday, EVER!!!!
You know why? Because you’re going to make your friends laugh, with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. Tectonic plates… The perfect gift for […]
Funny Status Updates for the Weekend
Hope you enjoyed yesterdays Funny Status Updates for Halloween special edition. Laugh your way through the weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) If you want your children to listen […]
The #1 Status Updates for Halloween
Celebrating this weekend? Make sure to update your status with these hilarious “Halloween” themed status updates… Halloween Status Updates: How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming late next week!) Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because […]
Top 10 Status Updates for Wednesday
YE olde mid-week update to keep your friends laughing has arrived and here it tis… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *free* update coming late next week!) When dressing up for Halloween, disguise the […]
Make your friends laugh this Tuesday…
Keep your friends laughing their way through Tuesday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!) When God made me, he was […]