Keep your friends laughing their way through Tuesday with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- When God made me, he was just showing off.
- You never learn anything by doing it right.
- Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box.
I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
Just saw my 1,476,835th photo of a dinner plate with the caption “Mmmm.” From now on, Facebook postings should only be used for emergencies.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
“I bet if he could do that, he wouldn’t be telling me to stop.”… thought the Dog.
I dropped my dog off to be groomed and they want to keep her for 6 hours. Why don’t children’s haircuts work this way?
- Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Haha, imagine the looks on their faces as you drive by with these balloons tied to your car! Post that picture and your guaranteed to have some hilarious comments/likes.
Funny Video to Post:
A good Halloween themed prank video will get your friends talking! 🙂 Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates. Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.