Make your friends laugh this Tuesday…

Keep your friends laughing their way through Tuesday with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • When God made me, he was just showing off.
  • You never learn anything by doing it right.
  • Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box.
  • I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Just saw my 1,476,835th photo of a dinner plate with the caption “Mmmm.” From now on, Facebook postings should only be used for emergencies.
  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
  • “I bet if he could do that, he wouldn’t be telling me to stop.”… thought the Dog.
  • I dropped my dog off to be groomed and they want to keep her for 6 hours. Why don’t children’s haircuts work this way?
  • Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Haha, imagine the looks on their faces as you drive by with these balloons tied to your car!   Post that picture and your guaranteed to have some hilarious comments/likes.

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1I1GH8ADw[/youtube]

A good Halloween themed prank video will get your friends talking!  🙂  Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.