Top 10 Status Updates for Wednesday

YE olde mid-week update to keep your friends laughing has arrived and here it tis…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters! (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *free* update coming late next week!)
  2. When dressing up for Halloween, disguise the limit.
  3. Women are like roads.. the more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
  4. It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
  5. You get what you pay for…. Yes you do, nothing proves this more than, Toilet Paper. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  6. I think calling them maggots is insensitive… they should be referred to as larvasexuals.
  7. A garage sale is a place where you get the pick of the litter.
  8. My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would make it perfect. Donuts.
  9. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
  10. Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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That kid rocks!!!  I used to do that stuff all the time when I was little! That is it for today, enjoy the rest of your Wednesday we will see you back here tomorrow for more funny stuff to post to your Facebook.  If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.