Laugh it up, Tuesday!

What is up my fellow Facebookersters ?  Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny…

Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update mid week!)
  • Mount Everest has WiFi? I guess if someone is going to freeze to death they should be able to tweet about it.
  • High blood pressure, high cholesterol, high anxiety, high blood sugar… getting high is no fun at all at my age.
  • Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • “Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.” Anonymous
  • Of course I know how to shut up. I just never know when to.
  • I tried jogging once. I was walking the dog and he saw a cat.
  • Twitter makes me like strangers I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
  • I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think?
  • Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post to Facebook:

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Classic prank 🙂  All your friends will be laughing at your next dinner!  Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.