Laugh it up, Tuesday!

What is up my fellow Facebookersters ?  Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny…

Status Updates for Facebook:

• Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update mid week!)
• Mount Everest has WiFi? I guess if someone is going to freeze to death they should be able to tweet about it.
• High blood pressure, high cholesterol, high anxiety, high blood sugar… getting high is no fun at all at my age.
• Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
• “Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.” Anonymous
• Of course I know how to shut up. I just never know when to.
• I tried jogging once. I was walking the dog and he saw a cat.
• Twitter makes me like strangers I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
• I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think?
• Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post to Facebook:

Funny Video to Post:

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Classic prank 🙂  All your friends will be laughing at your next dinner!  Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny – mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.