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Banana Kid, Bow-Tie Cat, & Witty Status Posts
Weekend in review on Facebook… Top 20 Witty Status Posts: Fact: zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.” No one is more judgmental than a waitress questioning if you’ve saved room for dessert. You say “I’m sorry,” I hear “I surrender.” Don’t send […]
Top Practical Jokes, Boinggg, & Witty Status Posts
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Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas
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Shadow Kid, Cute Puppy, & Witty Status Posts
Get more LIKEs, share these… 15 Witty Status Posts for Facebook: IF anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6PM until I’m escorted out by security. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting […]
Baby Cell-Phone, Smitten Kitten, & Witty Status Updates
Be clever & smart on FB by sharing these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: There are only a few people I can say “You’re one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) When I say I laughed out loud, I really mean that […]