Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas

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  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • 50 cent has a new fragrance out called ‘Power’. Why he didn’t call it ‘Fiddy Scent’ is beyond me.
  • 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥
  • That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.
  • Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
  • Me: I think I’ll go to bed now. Internet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
  • Dear “cool people”, they didn’t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, nerds. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • “Oooooh this shirt looks good!” *Checks price tag* “Never mind…”
  • Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness.
  • That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.
  • They need to make an app that shows you what your name is saved as in your crush’s phone.
  • My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…
  • The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Things to do: 1) Dig a hole 2) Name it love 3) Watch people fall in love.

Wink:

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This little guy helps the vet with all the hard work…

LOL I wish all receipts were delivered that way! It would make paying the bill not so hard. Share this adorableness with all your Facebook fans for instant karma & LIKEs.

Bonus Video: Dog Gets Beer from Fridge.

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