Fishing Kid, Secret Lovers, & Funniest Statuses

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Funniest Statuses on Facebook posted this week:

  1. The awkward moment when you think you’re talking to your friend but then realize you’re talking to a stranger beside you. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”
  3. To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.
  4. Mirror: “Wow! You look amazing today.” Camera: “LOL, just kidding!”
  5. Things you should never do after a breakup = 1) Listen to love songs. 2) Read old messages 3) Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
  6. The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.
  7. Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
  8. I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.
  10. It’s scientifically proven that if you drop food on the ground, blow on it before you eat it… that kills all of the germs.
  11. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
  12. How weird would it be if whales didn’t need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere.
  13. Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
  14. LIFE TIP: Next time you do something illegal, look serious and carry a clipboard.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. People who stay up later at night are likely to be more intelligent than those who go to bed early.

Caught in the Act:

Caught in the act

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Kid catches his first fish:


Can I touch it?!?! You first, daddy! It doesn’t get much sweeter than that folks. Share this magic moment with your Facebook friends for instant LIKEs and cute comments.

Bonus Video: Obama owns a computer.

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