Shadow Kid, Cute Puppy, & Witty Status Posts

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15 Witty Status Posts for Facebook:

  1. IF anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6PM until I’m escorted out by security.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
  3. I’ll wear headphones connected to nothing in order to get out of a conversation on a plane.
  4. Saying “Beer can” with a British accent sounds like “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  5. Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind….
  6. Appreciate your parents while they’re still alive. You might regret it someday if you don’t.
  7. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
  8. Good hair day = New profile picture.  (120+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
  10. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with?
  11. Wonders if Barbie is so popular why you have to buy her friends?
  12. You’ll never be perfect, nobody is, people just have to accept you for who you are.
  13. Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.
  14. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Don’t tell me to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet.

This Puppy redefines Cute:

Cute Puppy

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Kid discovers shadow for the first time…

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