Top Practical Jokes, Boinggg, & Witty Status Posts

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Witty Status Updates:

  • Facebook profile pictures are the “Hall of Fame” of a person’s pictures. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • “Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you… But don’t worry, worrying is also bad for you too.
  • Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
  • A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
  • Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to friend on Facebook.
  • I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
  • I’ll let my dog ride with me to the store just to wait in the car for the sole purpose of him not assuming I’m doing something fun every time I leave the house.
  • That awkward moment when you trip, over nothing.
  • Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date twitter. ✔ can’t date myself.
  • Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There’s a reason you got rid of it in the first place.
  • There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )



Remember playing with these as a kid? Or maybe you still play with them??? Either way, share this nostalgic piece on your Facebook newsfeed for some quality likes & comments.

Top 10 Practical Jokes

Some pretty good gems there 🙂 The question is – which joke are you going to play on your friend first??? If you’re not going to play any jokes on anyone the least you can do is share this awesome video with your good friends on FB.

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