Tuesday can be funny, share one of these.. 20 Witty Facebook Statuses: Russia didn’t consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink. What if ghosts say “Boo” because they only haunt people they don’t like, and all they do is “Boo” them from the afterlife. So it’s not […]
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Funny Pet Vines, Lego Firewalk, & Witty Facebook Statuses
One of these is guaranteed to make you laugh, share the love… Witty Facebook Statuses: Dear time, more weekend please. The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book. I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to […]
Goat Riding a Guy Riding a Bike, Dancing Baby, and Witty Statuses
Some shareable content to make your Monday fun again… 15 Really Witty Facebook Statuses: If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick. You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis. Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome. You do […]
Big Kitty, Home Early, and Witty Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 Witty Facebook Statuses: Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe… Don’t answer text messages right when I get […]
Barking Cat, Like Yourself, and Witty Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Top 20 Witty Facebook Statuses I’ll need a weekend to recover from this weekend. When you eat cereal, the cereal box automatically becomes interesting. I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive. The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other […]
Doggie Eyebrows, Vacuuming Duck, & Witty Statuses
Something for everybody, share these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: No one looks back at their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Start your day with coffee. End your day with beer. Out of all the lies […]