Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Weekend Statuses: I’ve robbed banks before…and they’re never getting their pens back. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog? People with no money sure do have a lot of pot. Where there are pants, There is sadness. […]
Weekend Statuses
Turn Down for What, Good Save, and Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Weekend Statuses: If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away. Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags. Dumb people never know they are dumb, they think you are dumb instead. My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% […]
20 Witty Weekend Status Updates
Get more likes by sharing these… 20 Witty Weekend Status Updates for Facebook: You never know what you’ve got until… you clean your room. That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. Wish that Facebook had a “drama of the day” section to quick reference […]
Weekend Status Updates, Shakespeare’s Facebook, & 31 Nerd Jokes
Inspiration for your statuses, share these… Status Updates for the Weekend: The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking “What the hell was I doing” ” […]
Flip Side Bar, Childhood Memories, & Funny Status Updates
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