Flip Side Bar, Childhood Memories, & Funny Status Updates

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Funny Statuses for Facebook:

• I’m not fat. My stomach is just 3D. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Can’t tell if that guy flashed his brights at me, or simply drove over a bump.
• I’ve always wanted to get into a Taxi and yell “FOLLOW THAT CAR!”
• In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
• I’m going to spend Valentines Day with my true love…. food.
• LIKE if you hate movies that are so predictable.
• That moment when you get a sweet text and you can’t stop smiling at your screen like a wierdo.
• That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong and they’re the problem.  (313+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• *Putting on jeans* Right leg, left leg, jump….DONE
• Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys isn’t fun at all, and is in fact quite horrifying.
• Have you ever looked at a person and thought, “yeah, you have someone in your basement.”
• Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking but nothing ever changes.
• When I open a pack of bread I skip the first slice because it’s ugly.
• Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Naps. No matter how short or long, I always wake up not knowing what the heck is going on.

Never Grow-Up:

Loved that comic growing up! Share on Facebook to see if anyone else LIKEd it 🙂 (VIA Imgur)

What is the Bar Scene was flipped upside down? This…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzJC9OCT0ss[/youtube]

Well played! If gals only knew just how easy they’ve got it! Throw that on your FB Timeline for the weekend and see what your friends think.