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Epic Slam Dunk, 500 Million Dollars, & 20 Status Updates for the Weekend

June 19, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Favorite part of the day? The food part. I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die. McDonald’s should do an Adult Happy Meal that’s just wine and cookies. Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at […]

Angry Puppy, Siblings, and 20 Great Weekend Status Updates

May 22, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. 20 Best Weekend Status Updates:

Talking Cat, Pillow Fort, and Top 20 Weekend Status Updates

May 1, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:

Spider Farm, Dog Barks, & Top 20 Weekend Status Updates

April 10, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie. Remember when our ancestors used to use their mouths to communicate, good times. If you’re […]

Waking Up, Screaming Teeth, & Top 20 Weekend Status Updates

March 6, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. Play like you are #1. Train like you are #2. I hope manners is the next cool trend. I can send a text at 12:04 & be […]

Super Jenga, Looking Back on 2014, and 20 Weekend Status Updates

December 26, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make someone chuckle on Facebook, share one of these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Let the after Christmas sales begin. My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not. What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it? Can you lose […]

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