Super Jenga, Looking Back on 2014, and 20 Weekend Status Updates

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Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:

1. Let the after Christmas sales begin.
2. My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
3. What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
4. Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
5. Maybe in 2015 people will text me back.
6. Irony is paying a therapist to listen to how you don’t like talking to other people.
7. In just a few days, 2030 will be as far away as 2000
8. That awkward moment when you’re talking to your friend on the phone & then your phone rings, realizing your call got cut out.
9. New York is the most successful sequel ever.
10. Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
11. In the 90s there was a huge push to get kids to not talk to strangers. Shortly after, the internet was created.
12. They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.
13. Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.
14. Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
15. They should have a countdown on the screen in movie theaters so you know if you have time to go to the bathroom before the movie starts.
16. Ice skating is just walking in cursive.
17. Facebook should have a ‘Degrees of Seperation’ button on non-friends pages.
18. If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
19. The first person to say the word cool must have been really cool because everyone started saying it.
20. Sony Honeydicked us into watching The Interview.

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Super Jenga Move:

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The karate chop worked out! Please feel free to like or share if you enjoyed that amazing Jenga move.