Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. Dear radio stations, […]
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Daily Photo, Stepping on a Lego, & Random Status Updates
Roll the dice, get more LIKEs with these… Random (yet awesome) Status Posts for Facebook: When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you. ❒ […]
Zebra Encounter, Wake-Up Time, & Funny Status Messages
Be LIKEd on FB, share these.. Funny Status Messages for Facebook: Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate when my body is like, ‘Time to sneeze !’ Then it’s all, ‘LOL JK’. The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I […]
Study Hard, Double Dutch Doggie, & Good Status Posts
Share these on your FB Timeline to get more Likes… Good Facebook Status Posts: Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’ (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up. The awkward moment […]
Make It Count, P. Diddy Confused, & Status Updates about Life
Best Statuses in Town, posted daily! Status Updates for Everyday Life: In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★) We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then […]
Charlie Sheen, Good Memories, & Best Statuses
Get more LIKEs, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week: The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I don’t know? Poke it. Paper cut: A […]