Make It Count, P. Diddy Confused, & Status Updates about Life

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  • In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★)
  • We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, then please allow me.
  • Being there for people, because you know what it’s like to have no one there for you.
  • That awful feeling when you reach for your towel after a hot shower and there’s nothing there.
  • Never change who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.
  • What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:
  • I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.   (259+ LIKEs & 43 Shares in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • How to Get a Social Life…1. Unplug your WiFi router.2. Go outside.
  • Go duck a sick. You read that that wrong. You read that wrong too.
  • Kid’s dad joined Facebook..kid’s status: “WTF, dad joined Facebook!!…” Dad asked kid, ‘what is WTF?’ Kid replies, ‘Welcome To Facebook’.
  • Lazy Rule #102:Why should I make the bed if I’m going to sleep in it again?
  • What to do when you’re wrong: a) admit you’re wrong, b) make adjustments, c) move along.
  • Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know what they’re thinking.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Life’s just one big awkward moment.

P. Diddy is very confused… Can you tell why he is confused???

P. Diddy confused by money

How did that single dollar bill get in there?!?! Must be nice, P. Diddy, must be nice! Share that picture with the other 99% by hovering your mouse over and clicking share.

Nike Paid this guy to make a commercial, instead this is what he did with the money…

Life is a Sport, Make it Count! Great Viral Video to share with your friends on Facebook.

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