Charlie Sheen, Good Memories, & Best Statuses

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Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week:

  1. The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I don’t know? Poke it.
  3. Paper cut: A tree’s one glorious moment of revenge.
  4. *Username already taken* “WHO STOLE MY IDEA.
  5. That awkward moment you realize you’ve been mispronouncing a word your entire life.
  6. One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the girl that stood there and waited for you.
  7. No, I would not like to join your exclusive membership rewards club. I’m buying a sandwich.
  8. Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia. (209+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. No good girl deserves to be just an option.
  10. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  11. Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
  12. Sleep is for the people who has no access to Internet.
  13. I have the answers to the ethics test if anyone needs them.
  14. Removing me as a friend, wow, you sure showed me.   (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story. e__e

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Childhood Memories

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