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Good Guy Train, Best Friends, & Top 15 Status Posts.

August 29, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Easy street to more likes, share these… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings) Key to a Happy Life: Get a job where people ask, “You actually get paid for doing this?” Boys, […]

Top 15 Status Updates, Otter Down, and a Confused Kitty.

August 17, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Pick a status that fits you, and share it… Top 15 Status Updates this Week: Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away. People who matter don’t judge, & […]

Amazing Magic, Bad Kid, & Top Status Updates

July 18, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

More likes per post, with these… Top 15 Status Updates this week: LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no. The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn’t […]

3-Wheel Truck, LOL Whale, & Top Status Updates

June 27, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Check the top statuses, this week… Top Status Updates for Facebook: A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★) You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors. What the heck […]

Top 20 Status Updates, Internet Cat, & Kid Trolls Reporter

April 27, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Start an interesting Facebook conversation with these… Top Statuses of the Week: When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★) Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense. LIKE if you slap your pockets to make sure you haven’t lost anything. 工 […]

LIKE Rule, Puppy Learning to Walk, & Top Status Updates

February 13, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per status, share these… Top Statuses for Facebook: Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is. Before I eat chips, I have […]

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