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  • Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
  • Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one.
  • Dancing Party! ~(‘,’~) (~’,’)~ (‘-‘) (/’-‘)/ (‘-‘) (/’-‘)/ ε(‾^‾)з (‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
  • Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
  • Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I’m like “OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!” and they run away. I run after them like “LET ME LOOVE YOUU!”
  • That awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.   (191+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Just how long would it take a giraffe to throw up?
  • Some people just need to change their status updates to, “Needs attention.”
  • Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
  • A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
  • The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

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Likeable status updates

Haha, I do that all the time! Post that with “LIKE if you do this” and you’re bound to get a tons of LIKEs 🙂

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English Bulldog puppies are so adorable! Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of those pups.

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