Get more LIKEs per status, share these…
Top Statuses for Facebook:
- Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
- Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one.
- Dancing Party! ~(‘,’~) (~’,’)~ (‘-‘) (/’-‘)/ (‘-‘) (/’-‘)/ ε(‾^‾)з (‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
- Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
- Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I’m like “OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!” and they run away. I run after them like “LET ME LOOVE YOUU!”
- That awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you. (191+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Just how long would it take a giraffe to throw up?
- Some people just need to change their status updates to, “Needs attention.”
- Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
- A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
- The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
What to do when you see a LIKEable status…
Haha, I do that all the time! Post that with “LIKE if you do this” and you’re bound to get a tons of LIKEs 🙂
Warning, this might melt your heart…
English Bulldog puppies are so adorable! Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of those pups.