3-Wheel Truck, LOL Whale, & Top Status Updates

Check the top statuses, this week…

Top Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  2. You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
  3. What the heck does the “z” in “LOLZ” mean…. “Laugh Out Loud…. Zebras?
  4. Hugs can be really awkward when you aren’t really sure where to put your arms.
  5. Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…
  6. When someone says “I like your shirt” I look down to see what I am wearing.
  7. It’s amazing how many times I’ve signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
  8. Old People + Technology = Funny. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address and her viewpoint on men.
  10. First Day of School: 33243450 pencils and 234658770 pens. Middle of March: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science.
  11. True 90’s kids have used the phrase “Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet.”
  12. True 90’s kids know what it’s like to get pissed off at a talking paperclip.
  13. How the heck does one cup of coffee equal one gallon of pee!?!?
  14. TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT: Turn your head to the left and then turn to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!

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This may just be the happiest whale you will ever see in your life:

LOL Whale

Happiest whale, hands down! Share the “LOL Whale” on Facebook for LIKEs and comments the size of this whale.

Just another day in Russia…

It’s good to get a glimpse into other countries. Helps give you some culture 🙂 Share your newfound love of culture with your friends by putting this ridiculous video on Facebook. Newsfeed or Timeline is your only question!