Check the top statuses, this week…
Top Status Updates for Facebook:
- A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
- What the heck does the “z” in “LOLZ” mean…. “Laugh Out Loud…. Zebras?
- Hugs can be really awkward when you aren’t really sure where to put your arms.
- Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…
- When someone says “I like your shirt” I look down to see what I am wearing.
- It’s amazing how many times I’ve signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
- Old People + Technology = Funny. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address and her viewpoint on men.
- First Day of School: 33243450 pencils and 234658770 pens. Middle of March: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science.
- True 90’s kids have used the phrase “Get off the phone, I have to use the Internet.”
- True 90’s kids know what it’s like to get pissed off at a talking paperclip.
- How the heck does one cup of coffee equal one gallon of pee!?!?
- TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT: Turn your head to the left and then turn to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
This may just be the happiest whale you will ever see in your life:
Happiest whale, hands down! Share the “LOL Whale” on Facebook for LIKEs and comments the size of this whale.
Just another day in Russia…
It’s good to get a glimpse into other countries. Helps give you some culture 🙂 Share your newfound love of culture with your friends by putting this ridiculous video on Facebook. Newsfeed or Timeline is your only question!