From this week, on Facebook… The Top 21 Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water starts running. Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye. That feeling when you can’t fall asleep and you decide to stay […]
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Hot Air Balloon, Snake Prank, & Top Status Updates
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates: A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people? Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box. I hate […]
Pet Fox, Cartoon Hero, &Top 20 Status Updates
Welcome to 2013, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the […]
Cat Plays iPad, Coolest Canine, and Top 20 Status Updates
Most popular statuses, this week… Top 20 Status Updates on Facebook: If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space. That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn’t have told someone something. The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must […]
Colonel Meow, Awesome Haircut, & Top Status Updates
The top statuses on FB this week… Top 15 Facebook Status Updates: Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation. I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other […]
Ninja Cat, Crazy Illusion, and Top 15 Statuses
Score more likes and comments, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Updates this Week: I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones. I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep. My brain […]