Cat Plays iPad, Coolest Canine, and Top 20 Status Updates

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Top 20 Status Updates on Facebook:

  1. If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.
  2. That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn’t have told someone something.
  3. The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight.
  4. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
  5. That fake laugh you have to pull when an old person tells a lame joke!
  6. I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them.
  7. I’m like the fruit cake of my family. Nobody likes me but I show up every Christmas anyway.
  8. Just finished my book, 792 pages. That’s a lot of coloring!!
  9. The second someone says trust me, my suspicion sensor goes off.
  10. They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
  11. No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, “Yes, but does it work on cats?”
  12. Hate when I’m having a great day and someone speaks to me.
  13. Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
  14. Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
  15. Was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
  16. Don’t ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7.
  17. The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It’s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
  18. When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
  19. I look forward to the day when people will only know Cancer as a Zodiac sign.
  20. My girlfriend wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.

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