Bathing KittEh, Dancing Macaws, and 21 Top Statuses

From this week, on Facebook…

The Top 21 Facebook Status Updates:

  1. That awkward moment when you’re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water starts running.
  2. Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
  3. That feeling when you can’t fall asleep and you decide to stay up all night and then end up falling asleep 20 minutes before you have to be up.
  4. Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit.
  5. Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know.
  6. I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.
  7. Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them.
  8. I panic when someone tells me to act natural.
  9. Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better.
  10. Honestly, I would prefer to look back at my life and say, “I can’t believe I did that!” Than instead of saying, “I wish I did that…”
  11. Everyone missed the annual ninja parade…again.
  12. That feeling you get when at the last minute you win the ebay auction item. Followed by that feeling of shit now I have to pay for it!
  13. They say you should follow your dreams. Well my dreams usually involve going back to bed.
  14. Almost choked to death on some broccoli but no way, I ain’t going out like that.
  15. I like clothing that has little hidden pockets.
  16. If Morgan Freeman was smart then he would record himself giving his eulogy.
  17. I just changed my voicemail greeting: Please hang up and text me.
  18. The best thing about the internet: It’s available to everyone. The worst thing about the internet: – It’s available to everyone.
  19. Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
  20. Before you get married try walking with your partner through IKEA. If you don’t end up in an argument, you’re good to go.
  21. The awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks straight past you.

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Rule #1. Cats don’t like baths.

Cats don't like baths.

That. Terrified. Look. I think most pet owners can sympathize with this little scaredy cat 🙂 Share along if you had a good laugh.

Birds @ Zoo Dance to Rap..

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