Enjoy your weekend, share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . “Are you sexually active?” Depends on what you mean by “active”. There are plenty of “active” volcanoes that haven’t gone off in over 50 years. Yes hello, life? I’m not coming in today. […]
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Crazy Kids Ride Car Sideways While Changing a Tire (Insane Video) + Top 20 Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. My battery died so I spent so time with the family today. They seem like nice people. Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go. […]
Toddler Maestro, Love Mail, and Top Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… The Top Status Updates for Facebook from this week: 6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich. I’m so good at being bad. 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I’m single. All my life I thought […]
Bubble Wrap Bike, Best Friends, and Top 20 Status Updates
This weekend on Facebook… 20 Best Status Updates Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating. A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games. 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter. Life is short, live it. […]
Walking Dog, That Feeling, and Top Status Updates
On Facebook this week… The Top 20 Status Updates Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.” That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with […]
Car Backflip, Aladdin, and 20 Funny Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Top 20 Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way. If your not passionate about what you do, then there is no point of doing it at all. The worst thing […]