Toddler Maestro, Love Mail, and Top Status Updates

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The Top Status Updates for Facebook from this week:

  1. 6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich.
  2. I’m so good at being bad.
  3. 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I’m single.
  4. All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.
  5. The biggest lie I tell my self is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
  6. Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem.
  7. Lazy rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
  8. My favorite F word:


  9. My room was clean. But then, I had to decide what to wear.
  10. Save some time and just put your Taco Bell directly in the toilet.
  11. I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
  12. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”
  13. There are two ways of meeting difficulties. You alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them.
  14. That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & they don’t think it’s funny at all.
  15. Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
  16. Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction.
  17. A word to the wise. A paragraph to the smart. A long-form essay to the oblivious. A silent, meaningful gesture to the enlightened.
  18. “Why is life so hard?” – Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter.
  19. Gas is $4 a gallon and girls still think we’re coming over to just “chill.”
  20. Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Toddler Maestro is Amazing…


When you feel the music, you really feel it 🙂 So cute!

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