Walking Dog, That Feeling, and Top Status Updates

On Facebook this week…

The Top 20 Status Updates

1. Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.”
2. That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
3. Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.
4. Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
5. One of my favorite things to do is to say “remember when” about things that happened less than 24 hours ago.
6. Why have I never actually seen a pie on a windowsill?
7. “That’s what”-She
8. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
9. If at first you don’t succeed, you shouldn’t diffuse bombs.
10. If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you’ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
11. The single hand that wipes your tears during your failures is better than the countless hands that come together to clap you on your success.
12. When advertising your business on the side of your car it’s a good idea not to drive like a complete asshole.
13. 2013 Pick Up Lines: “I have a full tank of gas.”
14. LIKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.
15. Props to the radio stations!! I know it must be difficult with the different lengths of songs yet u still manage to sync ur commercials with every other radio station!
16. I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous but I love their swagger.
17. Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a cat.
18. WTF are birds so amped up about at 5:30 in the morning?
19. Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here’s the story. I’m in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.
20. One of the worst feelings in life is holding onto something you know you need to let go of.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

That Feeling You Get:

We can relate. Share that picture if you can too.

Dog Walks On Two Legs:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qthFnSGYy9c[/youtube]

Cute, Impressive, and Viral! This is a MUST SHARE 🙂 Your Facebook friends & fans will absolutely melt for this video.