This weekend on Facebook…
20 Best Status Updates
- Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
- A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games.
- 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.
- Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
- Sex is like air. It isn’t important unless you aren’t getting any.
- What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.
- Alright, Captain Morgan, I’ll make you a deal….I’ll stop drinking when you put your foot down.
- Forgotten money found in jean pockets = the best.
- I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.
- If AT&T ever gets married, unfortunately there will be no reception.
- Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- Whoever is reading this, you are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.
- Care less and you’ll stress less.
- Sometimes you have to leave your house and come back to realize it smells like shit in there.
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just incase.
- I need another day between Saturday and Sunday.
- I don’t care what people think of me… At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
- 1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.
- If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
Best Friends (Kitten and a Fawn)
Dawwww how adorbs!
Bubble Wrap Bicycle…
Something about that noise is just so rewarding. Although, if you can’t feel it pop between your fingers it’s not quite the same. Still, that bike is rad!