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Awkward Moment When, Obama loves Kids, & Status Updates Galore
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Dancing Boy, Kitty LaserPointer, & Xtra Funny Statuses
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Real Facebooking, Smiling Dog, & More Hilarious Status Updates
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Grammar Police, Fly Invades Touchscreen, & 20 Funny Status Updates
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Happy Hamster, Flying Sloth, and Funny Status Updates
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