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- There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that” (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
Don’t get old, you will live to regret it.
Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around.
- Musicians are always getting themselves in treble.
“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” – David Richerby
Red meat is not bad for you. The blue-greenish meat, that’s really bad for you.
Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans?
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Why do Cats LOVE Laser Pointers?
Kitty loves teh magic red light!
Dancing Boy waits for Bus:
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