Make Tuesday count, share these… 13 Status Updates about LIFE: We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often. Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder. The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth […]
Status Updates about Life
Super Fun 5K, Dog Walking Dog, and Status Updates about Life
Step your status game up, share these… Status Updates about Life: If it can’t be fixed with duct tape…then you aren’t using enough duct tape. Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady. People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Twix […]
Tech News Gaff, Balance, & Status Updates about Life
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates about Life: This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You’re welcome! That awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you’re still forever alone. “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.” -Ricky Gervais […]
Cat vs. Laser, Happiest Animal, and Status Updates about Life
Step your Status game up, share these… Status Updates about Life: Home is where the pants come off. I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life. I never understood why people use a persons picture for their caller ID; me personally I prefer to take a picture of myself and how that […]
Make It Count, P. Diddy Confused, & Status Updates about Life
Best Statuses in Town, posted daily! Status Updates for Everyday Life: In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★) We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then […]
Adele, Potato Chips, & Great Facebook Statuses
Get Liked, try these… Great Status Updates about Life & Love: If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When I’m reading a book and someone asks me what I’m reading, I don’t answer. I just raise up the book, so they can […]