Super Fun 5K, Dog Walking Dog, and Status Updates about Life

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Status Updates about Life:

  1. If it can’t be fixed with duct tape…then you aren’t using enough duct tape.
  2. Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady.
  3. People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Twix bar and they recognize my true genius.
  4. I’m ready for hoodie weather.
  5. I wish there was a rollover plan for all the Childhood naps I refused.
  6. Not wanting to check your bank account because you don’t want to see how much money you don’t have.
  7. I’m not the “cute” awkward….. I’m the “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
  8. “Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think… in a deeper voice.” -Bill Cosby
  9. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
  10. The question isn’t who is going to let me it’s who is going to stop me.
  11. Sometimes life feels like Rainbow Road.
  12. I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between.
  13. What’s that Jennifer Aniston film where she plays a kooky girl who ultimately finds love?
  14. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
  15. “We had to buy an entire shitty album just for the 2 decent songs” is the new “we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow.”
  16. All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
  17. Nothing stings more than an ignored friendship request on Facebook.
  18. Sure, you can sit next me. The other 123 empty chairs in this movie theatre probably suck anyways.
  19. I do something awesome, no one sees it. I do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
  20. Has anyone ever put an extra scoop of detergent in their laundry load because they felt their clothes were too dirty?

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS

Giant Dog Walking a Dog:

dog walks dog

Ok, that’s no giant dog… just a man in a ridiculous dog suit. But, you have to admit there’s something about that picture that just makes you smile 🙂

This 5K Looks AWESOME:

I mean if you’re into running and stuff.

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