More likes per status, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with. If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it’s time to take a break. We need […]
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Pet Penguin, Funny Faces, and Classic Status Updates
Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status… Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES: Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text. The quickest way to avoid a conversation on […]
Olympic Work-Out, Cute Handshake, & Killer Status Posts
More likes and comments per post, with these… Killer Status Posts for Facebook: If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’. I am pretty sure it means ‘stop timER’ but I don’t push it just in case. Who’s this “moderation” […]
Dizzy Kid, Gentlemen Pup, & Status Post Ideas
More LIKEs per post, share these… Good Status Ideas for Facebook: Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂 (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.” Tell me the ugly […]
Pen Spinning, Baby Elephant & Great Status Posts
Be LIKEable on Facebook, share these… Great Status Posts that will get you LIKEs: LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there. […]