Pet Penguin, Funny Faces, and Classic Status Updates

Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status…

Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES:

  • Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
  • The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like.
  • LIKE if you do this… Sing with your headphones on and not realize just how loud you are.
  • When I have money, there’s nothing to buy. When I don’t have money, I want everything. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
  • HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee.
  • When Karma comes back to punch you in the face…I’ll be there…just in case it needs help.
  • You don’t get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for.
  • Don’t believe everything you think.
  • I don’t see the point of class reunions anymore now that facebook exists.
  • Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you’re turned on
  • Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
  • I am super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
  • I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.
  • That awkward moment when you say, “Just Kidding” but you’re actually dead serious.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

Funny Dog Faces and Good Timing:

Funny Dog Faces

How’s about that for good timing?!? A match made in heaven 🙂

Pet Penguin, anyone?

Kind of makes me want a Pet Penguin? Anyone else feel that way?  Share this cute little penguin with your Facebook friends for some surely interesting comments.

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