Pet Penguin, Funny Faces, and Classic Status Updates

Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status…

Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES:

• Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
• The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like.
• LIKE if you do this… Sing with your headphones on and not realize just how loud you are.
• When I have money, there’s nothing to buy. When I don’t have money, I want everything. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
• HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee.
• When Karma comes back to punch you in the face…I’ll be there…just in case it needs help.
• You don’t get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for.
• Don’t believe everything you think.
• I don’t see the point of class reunions anymore now that facebook exists.
• Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you’re turned on
• Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
• I am super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
• I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.
• That awkward moment when you say, “Just Kidding” but you’re actually dead serious.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

Funny Dog Faces and Good Timing:

How’s about that for good timing?!? A match made in heaven 🙂

Pet Penguin, anyone?

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Kind of makes me want a Pet Penguin? Anyone else feel that way?  Share this cute little penguin with your Facebook friends for some surely interesting comments.