Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status…
Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES:
- Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
- The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like.
- LIKE if you do this… Sing with your headphones on and not realize just how loud you are.
- When I have money, there’s nothing to buy. When I don’t have money, I want everything. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
- HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee.
- When Karma comes back to punch you in the face…I’ll be there…just in case it needs help.
- You don’t get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- I don’t see the point of class reunions anymore now that facebook exists.
- Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you’re turned on
- Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
- I am super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
- I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.
- That awkward moment when you say, “Just Kidding” but you’re actually dead serious. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
Funny Dog Faces and Good Timing:
How’s about that for good timing?!? A match made in heaven 🙂
Pet Penguin, anyone?
Kind of makes me want a Pet Penguin? Anyone else feel that way? Share this cute little penguin with your Facebook friends for some surely interesting comments.