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Red Light, Bug Eyed Kitten, and ROFL Status Posts
Read & share these… ROFL Status Posts Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder. At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads. Ask-hole: Someone who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you […]
Beautiful Breanna, Inquisitive Kitty, and ROFL Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend fun, share these… ROFL Facebook Weekend Status Updates: If you think I’m not going to meow at a cat in front of people then you are wrong my friend. I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my […]
ROFL, Facebook is False, & Funny Statuses
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Treadmill Slinky, Dancing Kitty, & Funny Status Posts
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Flip Side Bar, Childhood Memories, & Funny Status Updates
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